{"product_id":"cotton-canvas-tote-but-did-you-die-funny-sarcastic-reusable","title":"Cotton Canvas Tote — \"But Did You Die?\" Funny Sarcastic Reusable","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This cotton canvas tote brings a little sharp humor to everyday errands. The durable 12 oz canvas holds groceries, books, or knitting projects without sagging. Long self-fabric handles and reinforced stitching keep it comfortable on your shoulder, while the flat-corner construction gives a neat, structured silhouette. The playful “But did you die?” design—rendered in warm, faded tones with small illustrative accents—reads as cheeky encouragement on quick outings, market runs, or casual coffee dates. Choose natural for a soft, vintage canvas look or black for higher contrast. It wears in well and becomes a reliable carry companion for the person who prefers practical gear with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a structured, roomy shape\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colorways with a sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank product sourced from India; intended for adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48337789681913,"sku":"21293172335898286335","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48337789714681,"sku":"12466871476151330537","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/2498\/6105\/files\/6912910698602028634_2048.jpg?v=1779919063","url":"https:\/\/trueaimcustomsllc.com\/products\/cotton-canvas-tote-but-did-you-die-funny-sarcastic-reusable","provider":"TrueAim Customs LLC ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}