{"product_id":"sober-for-this-shit-t-shirt-funny-recovery-slogan-tee","title":"Sober For This Shit T-Shirt — Funny Recovery Slogan Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.23 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Lightweight, soft, and quietly bold — this tee carries a wry, honest message without shouting. The clean crew neckline and classic fit sit easily under a jacket or stand alone with jeans. The muted blue text on a white backdrop keeps the look minimalist while the smooth ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin all day. Wear it when you want to signal calm sarcasm after a long day, during laid-back meetups, or on mornings when coffee hasn’t fully arrived. It’s an uncomplicated shirt for people who appreciate dry humor and low-fuss style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth drape and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for irritation-free wear; DTF\/DTG printed details\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48333045825785,"sku":"19343569316342849300","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48333045858553,"sku":"93058557401039891417","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48333045891321,"sku":"11371646257559638505","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48333045924089,"sku":"31111641863596685902","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48333045956857,"sku":"27201977207028493133","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48333045989625,"sku":"21569259899415451521","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48333046022393,"sku":"31836979704270435491","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48333046055161,"sku":"12998128394985162564","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48333046087929,"sku":"49251489540897059425","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48333046120697,"sku":"26146437421444092696","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48333046153465,"sku":"49523019349333690295","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48333046186233,"sku":"10640918386025112821","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48333046219001,"sku":"11979969973297652294","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48333046251769,"sku":"23344600553238687504","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48333046284537,"sku":"91585266538603441219","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48333046317305,"sku":"25441744991163957584","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48333046350073,"sku":"28164816277464568762","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48333046382841,"sku":"19508693309660626424","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48333046415609,"sku":"30858363949179090393","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48333046448377,"sku":"20586833437158513300","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48333046481145,"sku":"26283616906299972704","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/2498\/6105\/files\/4170315641752072704_2048.jpg?v=1779048050","url":"https:\/\/trueaimcustomsllc.com\/products\/sober-for-this-shit-t-shirt-funny-recovery-slogan-tee","provider":"TrueAim Customs LLC ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}