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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Soft, worn-in cotton with a playful dark-humor print — this garment-dyed tee looks lived-in from the moment you put it on. Front-left artwork shows a tiny, cheeky Grim Reaper; the back reads “I may look calm but in my head I’ve slapped you 3 times” alongside a mischievous flower character. It feels like a cozy companion for days when you want to be comfortable but also send a clear, tongue-in-cheek message. The heavyweight fabric and relaxed cut drape nicely whether you’re layering a flannel over it or wearing it solo. Colors come with that muted, vintage vibe from post-construction dyeing, and sturdy double-needle seams mean it holds its shape through regular wear. Sized from S to 4XL, it fits a wide range of silhouettes and keeps that soft, broken-in hand you reach for again and again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 muted color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis 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